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Sweetest day of my life…….

I started my lovely day with ‘WHY?’, ‘HOW?’, ‘WHAT?!’, ‘NO, NO!’….tons and tons of problematic questions from my manager….

All questions answered with..

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrr…."

"Yea?!…s’pose to"

"Emmmmmmmmm…"

"Ohhh..I see…I know…"

‘Nuff said. I sure kena extend probation period. But still got free time to blog…Hahahahahah….

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On a better note, Stella brighten up my day by asking me to ink BALLS on …somewhere I like to make it up for the stolen ones….

Then she suggested piercing….which was very good.

So I’ll just pierce a ring on somewhere I like so that I get to

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HANG MY BALLS WHEN I GET IT BACK!!!

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Great idea. Thanks stelz, your the best, give you discount on ipod nano eh??

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Honestly, my brain is dead. Totally nothing interesting to blog anymore. I’ll bore the fuck out of you people.

The end.

Voices everywhere in my head…..

"Hey, what’s the point of working so hard, go home…"

"Work hard?! Damn pretender…."

"I’m hardworking ok!!"

"Surfing, chatting, blogging, you-tubing…that’s hardworking.."

"THAT’S WHEN I WAS MIND BLOCKED!"

"He needs to relax…"

"Yea..long hours relaxation…"

"I need a TATTOO. I want a TATTOO."

"Yea…go get one!"

"Better don’t. You’re a pussy. You’re gonna scream like a bitch. It’s NEEDLE poking on your FLESH!."

"Nah…just pain. Nothing."

"I need tattoo……"

"You need a lifeeeee……"

"…and SEX."

I think I’m having a mental disorder. I’m drowning deep in illusions, separated from reality.

I’m paranoic…

Watching too much MIAMI INK makes me think and even dream of tattoo…

C’mon, someone, anyone….

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GIMME BALLS SO THAT I CAN GET MYSELF INK!!!

P/s : Who has stolen my balls, please be kind and return them back to me.

"KENNY!! Do you have friends that need to do bracesssss..??"

"No….."

"AARRGGHH~~~~~"

"Erm…you can do mine…."

"Mai siao! Yours not critical enough."

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This time she definitely needed more teeth to practise. I’ve checked out all my colleagues’ teeth condition. They’re either fine or not in the critical states.

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I’ve been putting on a lot of weights recently.

My mom was so worried bout me kept on expanding horizontally. Whenever I called her up, instead of normal greetings…

She asked….

"Have you lost any weight? Please put on diet….."

Special kind of mum.

I wonder how many mothers would want their kids to look as healthy as me….. O_o

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Some incident happened on monday.

We’re back from lunch and waiting for the lift. Such coincidence! All colleagues in the same office came back at the same time. How happy we were….

Lift came.

It was a cute little lift that can carry 9 people with a total weight of 640++ Kgs…..

Such coincidence, there were 11 of us…..

So all nine people managed to squeeze into the lift. So it was packed. The friendly QA manager said…

"Come…sure can…Come…."

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP*

"Ohhhh……." everybody sighed.

O_o     T_T     -_-"’

Best day of my life since working…..

I forgot that Yek Fatt has been calling me 0.1 tonne….

I’m paying $400 per month for my rental!!!

Yep, I’ve just rented a new flat at $1400 per month, which is considered a good bargain since it’s newly-renovated, near MRT and fully-furnished with air-con.

Honestly, far too expensive. Paying $400 per month, not including Electricity and water bill, broadband services and bla bla bla. Hence, $500 automatically deducted from my salary each month…..

And…..the agents here are so fatly loaded with money. They received one month commission ($1400) since we’re signing a two years contract, not only from us, but also one month commission from the owner, hence a total of $2800.

AND…. we were asked to pay on the spot. 2 months deposit for the owner and 1 month commission for the agent, right after we agreed to rent the house. We said what’s the rush?? They replied

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"STANDARD PROCEDURES ARE LIKE TAT!"

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When we said we didn’t bring enough cash, they replied

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"We can drive you guys to the ATM machine."

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Macam robbery…..

Finally, we paid half a month commission first and another half when we got the keys. And two months deposit to the owner.

Dead broke….I needed more xtra cash….

Anyone willing to spare me some…?

Name : Kenny Tan Choon Sang

Job Title : Firmware/Application Engineer (I dunno)

I graduated with a degree in Electronic Engineering. I am shameless enough to blog that I’ve got …*cough*… First Class for my degree.

Now, back to the point.

I was asked to do a no-load test for the energy reading meter. The meter has three phase voltage, which means three voltage supplies. Since the testing machine was on another mission, so my only option was the normal three-pin plug.

The job is easy. All I need to do is supply the voltage to phase A, and then make another two loops to phase B and C. But being a First-class-degree-smart-ass I am……..

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I SHORTED THE VOLTAGE AND NEUTRAL TOGETHER!!!!

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which in turn…….

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BURNED THE POWER TRANSFORMER!!!

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Luckily I passed through the power transformer…or else, guess I’ll tripped the power supply and plunged the whole company into blackout.

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Oh…now I know…voltage and neutral cannot be shorted togerther….

I certainly did not buy my degree.

OH MY GOSH!!!!!

I just realized one damn serious matter!!!!!

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I’m BLOGGING while I’m WORKING!!!!!

How serious shit is that!?!!?

I even made a DOTTED ARROW!!!!!

Now….

The problem is……..

I’m working till 7 or 7.30 EVERY night….o_0

Why is that?

This shit is just so BaNaNas…..

P/s : This is a crab post.

A friend-soon-to-be-dentist of mine called me last night.

What a suprise.

For someone who has not contacted for quite some time called you….

How often does that happen?

The future dentist has a motive:

1. The future dentist wanted to catch up with old friend.

2. The future dentist needed money.

3. The future dentist needed more TEETH to practise.

None of the above, instead……..

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The future dentist needed someone to keep her awake so that she won’t zonked out and slept at the BUS STOP.

I did lots of talking and babbling, just to make sure that our future dentist reached home safely….

"Hey, I’m Homeeee, BYEEEEeeee….."

Anyway,

I’m looking forward for my FREE DENTAL CHECK-UP & FULL DENTAL SERVICES every 6 months year.

What are friends for, I tell you….

Brilliant.

A supposed-to-be-nice-5-hours-bus-trip turned into a Fucking-dreadful-7-hours-bus-trip.

Thanks to the ‘tiket kerbau kuning’ which cost me RM40.

Excellent.

A supposed-to-be-Air-conditioned-3-seatings-BAS-PERSIARAN turned into a Fucking-spoiled-junk-WITHOUT-AIR-CON-yellowish-BAS-SEKOLAH.

Engine overheat, air-con not working, spoiled seatings, no air ventilation, a bus crowded with ORANG-ORANG stucked together for more than 4 hours.

Nuff said.

BBQ pork on the bus.

I’m literally dripping oil.

And I’ve finally bought an Ipod Vid.

This wasn’t to be proud of since most people have one since decades ago.

I’m glad that finally I’ve got my own Ipod Vid. Muahahahahahah…

I planned to buy it next month but BIG THANKS to my devil frens who talked me into buying it.

My dear devil frens spent some money on buying handphone and nike sandals. They certainly beh song me cause I didn’t splash any. We walked pass a computer shop. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of Ipod on the shelf. Not wanting to buy anything, I managed to ignore it.

Ehhhh…….I think we walked pass something. Let’s go inside and see. (my dear devil frens shouted)……. -_-"’

My head was so dizzy, I heard my heart pounding out loud.  Dang, all of a sudden, I bought an Ipod with my very-little-hardly-can-survive-two-weeks salary…..o_O. Actually I was very tempted cause the tauke gimme discount eh…hahahaha

No regrets.

I got my liciousness back today…. o_O

It is Friday !! It is Friday!! It is Friday!!…… O_o

This is just so sad. What happen to me?? I should be enjoying my work and life but everything is so deadening. Need something to spice up my life……

I need sex…..

or 蔡依林

Since working, everyday is a routine day. Wake up early, work, either busy working or plainly doing nothing, wasting away, sleep and repeating…..life’s mundane.

Anyhow, life is all about making big bucks and satisfy ourself.

It’s weekend!!!

Another mission on my list :-

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Nokia N95