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It was around 5:45 am. I was wakening up and have no idea why. I tried to sleep again when I heard a girl/woman/something was screaming so loud. It wasn’t just screaming, more like an eerie, crying, hysteric scream….I can’t really hear what was the scream all about.

My mind started to wander, was it someone or something? The scream was way too creepy. I was hoping that I’m dreaming but fuck, was not. The scream got more extreme. I kept chanting to myself, to feel better…

"It’s definitely someone, not something. Yea, definitely some girl/woman, aint something. The screams are just way too loud to be something, definitely someone, someone…someone..some girl…some woman…."

And yes I’m a chicken and lost my balls long time ago.

All of a sudden,

‘BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!’

Fuck! I was fully awake and stoned. I wanted to peep out through the window but shit, was too chicken to do so. By then, I heard that she was screaming in chinese, about wanting her money back.

The scream lasted for about 15 minutes or so and everything got back to normal around 6 something. I can’t get into sleep anymore cause the scream kept on ringing in my ear.

My housemate confirmed with me that he also heard the scream and it should be someone instead of something and the gun-shot-like sound was prolly just some door banging sound.

Wow. That sucks.

Girl was carrying a garbage bag, going to throw it to the bin. She took the keys, was unlocking the door.

Guy heard girl unlocking the door, rushed towards her, took the garbage bag and threw it into the bin. Girl smiled.

Years later…..

Girl was carrying a garbage bag, going to throw it to the bin. She took the keys, was unlocking the door.

Guy heard girl unlocking the door, sat there and said :"Be careful." Girl threw the garbage bag into the bin. Girl complained.

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The morals of the story are :-

1. Girls always complain.

2. Guys change.

3. Use recyclable garbage bag

listening to Amy Winehouse lately. The tunes just kept ringing in my ear and got me into soul and jazzy mood. ‘Me and Mr Jones’ higly recommended. Mika is also one of my fav lately.  All those crazy happy gayish tracks set me on cloud nine.

I was listening to Mika on my way home, and was actually yelling out loud "Everybody’s gonna love today, love today….", thinking that no one’s around. Then, a whole bunch of teenagers from no where walked pass me and looked at me like I’m a freak…

Neway, stress out? Get Mika’s album, makes you gay….

AND…dear pals, I dreamt about CUPCAKES last night. HAhahaha….

Talking about cupcakes, my dear pals asked me why the hell I want cupcakes for my birthday? I shamelssly told them I just want to and I want it. My kawan replied,

"Then you should raise PR (Purchase Request), cc to your manager, bcc to watever person, and it should takes three to four working days to process…"

Wei, fuck, watch too much ‘Just follow law’.

kenny@edmi-meters.com says:

me??

chienjoo -met an angel!!!! sent 6/6/2007 5:30 PM:

obviously not!!!!!!!!!!

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OBVIOUSLY YOU MET THE WRONG ONE.

EVERYBODY SAYS I’M AN ANGEL OK !??!

Exactly one year ago, I was at Liverpool, experiencing the different cultures, enjoying the breezy summer, strolling down Liverpool street under beautiful sunny day, still had my long curly hair with me, fooling around with friends, was happier…..

Now, I am working, experiencing the working life, trying my best to enjoy my work, trying to be macho with my unshaven look, but I look dirty, having my hair short, try to fool with your boss and you’ll get whack, never ending work, are stressful…..

Shopping does wonders, help to destress, but only for a day. Then you’ll have to face with the reality that you’re putting a big hole in your account…..

Job and career, which one will you choose?

I have no idea. But deep down, I’m certainly sure that I’m doing a job to secure my life, definitely not a career I’ve wanted.

How I’ve ended up becoming an electronic engineer?

No fucking idea, must be the biggest joke in my life.

Anyway….

Boss is off to India for a week, so..

HURRAY!!

weekend = 14 hours shopping + HaPpY = DAMN BROKE

Who don’t get tempted to shop when there were banners everywhere showing SALE!, 70% OFF!, DISCOUNT!

As for me, I’m robbed clean by those banners.

The PC Fair at SunTec was crazy crowded. We went on the last day and were actually queuing up for the escalator, mind you, it’s ESCALATOR and we’re to go up badge by badge with the escalator.

I was planning to buy portable speaker for Ipod but all were too pricey. I got my eyes on the Altec Lansing iM9, which was superbly amazing and quite pricey. Shockingly, I managed to maintain my rationality and stopped myself from buying the speaker.

Perhaps, may be it’s June, and somebody’s birthday falls on the last day of June, and that particular somebody would like to have a portable speaker namely Altec Lansing iM9 as birthday gift. Or better, I think Apple is launching iPhone this month and that particular somebody would definitely LOVE to have that as birthday gift.

And remember friends (you know who you are), despite those great gifts mentioned above, that particular somebody still wants to have cupcakes for birthday. If u guys wish to mix icing and deco the cupcakes on your own, I don’t mind. But why don’t just call the number, order it and FREE DELIVERY. Beautiful cupcakes at your door step. Lalalala….cupcakes….shit, damn faggot.

Microsoft surface. Came across this on youtube. Tabletop PC, no keyboard or mouse, just touch on the surface to operate.

YaY!! Pubbeelic HOLEEEDAYSSS!!!!!!

But…

I’M WORKING

o_O

OK, that damn testing machine died on me. It took five fucking hours to complete a single test. Now that machine died on the fourth hour.

Being such a nice person, I sayang the machine and let it rest for an hour since it’s been on duty for few days. Still….

It died on me again……

I need a BIG ORGASM…..

A REALLY HUGE ONE!!!

So, I tried this out….orgasmic simulator.

Ohhh………..It’s a real big one…

Bright sunshines all over me today. Big bright smiles on my face for the whole morning.

Muahahahaha…..

I’m super duper freaking high on dope today. My boss won’t be in for two dayss, which means…I’m free to do whatever!!!

Blogging publicly like right now, surfing openly like just now, gaming miniclips like later…HAhahaha….I love my work.

Neway, still got few tasks on hand haven’t done yet. Marketing people keep on pushing pushing pushing, damn stress. But I’ve decided to just layan the task first since my boss is away. How often does that happen? Nicekan…..

However, my waist, or hips, or perhaps ass still in pain, like the whole muscles or nervers are streched. I’ve seen the doc, finished all pills, still not recovering. Yoko-yoko is of no use, hence I bought SALONPAS……

I sticked 5 pieces at once, causing my skin to burn like fire, still tak jadi. I’m starting to think that could it be my weight that’s causing all these pains, like burden the nerves, muscle or something….plus I’ve gained more weights lately, due to the Haagen-Dazs promotion that got me so tempted. Total loser….

Gonna visit the doc again. Not gonna let the pain to wreck up my lovely days….

Sorry for my grammar, but my backache is killing me like fuck. Thanks to the heavy downpour this morning. I can hardly bend down, move around or even walk with ease right now. Damn retarded.

It’s so wrong, I’m only 23, I shouldn’t suffer from backache.

I’ve rubbed plenty of Yoko-yoko this morning, the relief was still far away. Perhaps I should use salonpas, then it won’t be that economic savings cause the large extended surface of my back would probably need like….PLENTY OF SALONPAS?

I’ve finished my muscle relief or nerves relief medicine…..

Shit. Living on all these medicine at such age…..

Tragic.