My little buddy is a wee bit patriotic today

Woke up at six in the morning with nothing on my thoughts but sprouting a huge tent down below. I can’t recalled having any erotic dreams but my little buddy there was feeling a wee bit excited.

So……………………………

I wanked myself crazy just to get to sleep again………/(*O*)\

That’s a joke. I just ignored it and back to sleep again.

On other occasions, like when I’m walking around and suddenly my dick decided to get up and say hi hi. I can’t possibly walk around with ease with a bulge in my pants, right? So, I’ll just recite some holy sentences in my mind trying to ease my buddy off.

Why do men get to have erections for absolutely no reason? Or that’s a sign I have not wanked myself for a long time? Hmph…..

Ok. I’m probably crazy. I have absolutely no idea why I wrote this post. I guess I haven’t recovered from my so-short-can-die holidays.

I need a LONG LONG LONG LONG holidays………..

3 Responses to “My little buddy is a wee bit patriotic today”

  1. BWoon Says:

    DRAGON AWAKEENNING!!!!!!

    ~~~ROAR~~~

    Go get a wife.

  2. KenNi Says:

    Beware of my Dragon. He’s out of control nowadays.

  3. AhHoW Says:

    Out of control? just get it chopped off…n put everything to an END then~ no more worries..LOL!!

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