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YaY!! Pubbeelic HOLEEEDAYSSS!!!!!!

But…

I’M WORKING

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OK, that damn testing machine died on me. It took five fucking hours to complete a single test. Now that machine died on the fourth hour.

Being such a nice person, I sayang the machine and let it rest for an hour since it’s been on duty for few days. Still….

It died on me again……

I need a BIG ORGASM…..

A REALLY HUGE ONE!!!

So, I tried this out….orgasmic simulator.

Ohhh………..It’s a real big one…

Bright sunshines all over me today. Big bright smiles on my face for the whole morning.

Muahahahaha…..

I’m super duper freaking high on dope today. My boss won’t be in for two dayss, which means…I’m free to do whatever!!!

Blogging publicly like right now, surfing openly like just now, gaming miniclips like later…HAhahaha….I love my work.

Neway, still got few tasks on hand haven’t done yet. Marketing people keep on pushing pushing pushing, damn stress. But I’ve decided to just layan the task first since my boss is away. How often does that happen? Nicekan…..

However, my waist, or hips, or perhaps ass still in pain, like the whole muscles or nervers are streched. I’ve seen the doc, finished all pills, still not recovering. Yoko-yoko is of no use, hence I bought SALONPAS……

I sticked 5 pieces at once, causing my skin to burn like fire, still tak jadi. I’m starting to think that could it be my weight that’s causing all these pains, like burden the nerves, muscle or something….plus I’ve gained more weights lately, due to the Haagen-Dazs promotion that got me so tempted. Total loser….

Gonna visit the doc again. Not gonna let the pain to wreck up my lovely days….

Sorry for my grammar, but my backache is killing me like fuck. Thanks to the heavy downpour this morning. I can hardly bend down, move around or even walk with ease right now. Damn retarded.

It’s so wrong, I’m only 23, I shouldn’t suffer from backache.

I’ve rubbed plenty of Yoko-yoko this morning, the relief was still far away. Perhaps I should use salonpas, then it won’t be that economic savings cause the large extended surface of my back would probably need like….PLENTY OF SALONPAS?

I’ve finished my muscle relief or nerves relief medicine…..

Shit. Living on all these medicine at such age…..

Tragic.

Sweetest day of my life…….

I started my lovely day with ‘WHY?’, ‘HOW?’, ‘WHAT?!’, ‘NO, NO!’….tons and tons of problematic questions from my manager….

All questions answered with..

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrr…."

"Yea?!…s’pose to"

"Emmmmmmmmm…"

"Ohhh..I see…I know…"

‘Nuff said. I sure kena extend probation period. But still got free time to blog…Hahahahahah….

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On a better note, Stella brighten up my day by asking me to ink BALLS on …somewhere I like to make it up for the stolen ones….

Then she suggested piercing….which was very good.

So I’ll just pierce a ring on somewhere I like so that I get to

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HANG MY BALLS WHEN I GET IT BACK!!!

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Great idea. Thanks stelz, your the best, give you discount on ipod nano eh??

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Honestly, my brain is dead. Totally nothing interesting to blog anymore. I’ll bore the fuck out of you people.

The end.

Voices everywhere in my head…..

"Hey, what’s the point of working so hard, go home…"

"Work hard?! Damn pretender…."

"I’m hardworking ok!!"

"Surfing, chatting, blogging, you-tubing…that’s hardworking.."

"THAT’S WHEN I WAS MIND BLOCKED!"

"He needs to relax…"

"Yea..long hours relaxation…"

"I need a TATTOO. I want a TATTOO."

"Yea…go get one!"

"Better don’t. You’re a pussy. You’re gonna scream like a bitch. It’s NEEDLE poking on your FLESH!."

"Nah…just pain. Nothing."

"I need tattoo……"

"You need a lifeeeee……"

"…and SEX."

I think I’m having a mental disorder. I’m drowning deep in illusions, separated from reality.

I’m paranoic…

Watching too much MIAMI INK makes me think and even dream of tattoo…

C’mon, someone, anyone….

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GIMME BALLS SO THAT I CAN GET MYSELF INK!!!

P/s : Who has stolen my balls, please be kind and return them back to me.