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I’m heading back to Kuching on this Sunday !!!! I’m freaking on dope right now. I actually miss home like <<—– —– —–THESE—– —– —–>> much. How unbelievable.

I’ve been stuffing myself with whole lots of factory-manufactured-cookies and endless packages of nuts. Now, I really miss my mom’s home-baked cookies, cheese cake, choc cake and pineapple tarts. Not healthy but I love it.

Talking bout health, I went for medical check-up today and I was told by the doctor
" I think you have high blood pressure."
"………………….erm, ok………………."
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AT THE AGE OF 22…..leading to stroke, or may be heart attack. Haha.
Anyway, I was asked to have another check-up on the high blood pressure tomorrow to make sure that everything is fine. May be I got too excited bout the medical check-up that my blood pressure flew high……… Or I was freaked out when the doc drew blood. I definitely can feel the needle poking inside my skin and flesh searching for the veins. The doc POKED THREE TIMES to search for it!

I got needle phobia or injection phobia……I guess……or I’m just a chicken.

I love my bangs but it’s killing me. I sweat easily and the bangs covering my forehead make it worse. Being a fat person, having bangs is not a good idea.

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I got myself a new bangs for new year. Haha. I look like a dumb ass or the character lee from naruto, a fatter version, but I’m liking the bangs anyway. Not going home for Chinese New Year this year, stuck at singapore and it’s awfully quiet here. We had steamboat for our happy-three-people-reunion-dinner, which would be me, vero and bo woon. We enjoyed ourselves.

I’m putting on weights everyday. We finished the chocolate cookies, some fried stuff, and bak gua in just one day. Chinese New Year here was damn boring, woke up, watched TV, eat, sleep, watch TV and nothing more. I miss home so much……

Talking bout putting on weights, we had great desserts. Nice tantalizing flavor chocolate cake.

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Nice tantalizing flavour chocolate cake with added creams and chocolate chips.

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Each spoonful carefully had creams and chocolate chips chunked on top.

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And I don’t know what is this. But I love it.

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So much creams…..so much fat……

Have not been blogging for such long times. Nothing
interesting happen, I did nothing, wandering, sleep and eat all the time….erm…shopping
and damn me for being a spendthrift. I have no plan of buying anything since I
might not be going back for Chinese new year. But I ended up buying super nice
glasses ( I really want this), outrageous bag ( I really need this), and bla
bla bla…( I do need all of these)

Ok, back to the point, Dick-In-A-Box, the gayest and
funniest vid I’ve seen. I came across this on youtube. Click here. A video by Andy
Samberg and Justin Timberlake. This is actually for Christmas, but since
Valentine’s Day just around the corner, for guys run out of ideas for Vday’s
gifts, try out. It’s uber impressive. 

Three easy steps (from the vid) :-

Step 1 : - Cut a hole in the box
Step 2 : - Put your junk in that box.
Step 3 : - Make her open the box.

Then…it’s your dick in the box!

Freaking funny.