ken_ni

Yo, it’s christmas again. I have completely forgotten what i did last year and yet i did nothing this year. So, i guess nothing interesting or memorable happened last year.

Anyhow, I received few christmas gifts this year. A towel from a friend i barely know since I’ve been attending the sunday services with my auntie cause she’s been really really really nice to me and I really can’t find any excuses to drag myself out from the situation. I guess it’s bad cause I’m attending the services because of my aunt asked me to and not because I wanted to. While they were singing and worshipping, I just stood there and eventually i started to space out. Somemore, I slept while the pastor was preaching, how bad is it? Sinful. haha.

So i was saying, my auntie has been really really really nice. She gave me a gift too. She bought me a funky t-shirt sized L. What a waste cause i needed XL or XXL. But, I’ll really cherish it and try my very very very best to cut down my weight. Though it’s quite impossible since I’ve been having desserts all the time recently.

I got one gift from vero too. A christmas tree that i’ve been nagging about two weeks before christmas. She bought me a fibre-optic lighting christmas tree which comes with USB port!! how incredible!! Haha. I love it lar ok….but i thought i did constantly, continuosly mention to her that I wanted ipod vid for my christmas gift…..

Anyway, my biggest christmas gift has yet to come….

I needed a job. Haha.

Wishing a very happy Merry Xmas to all my frens.

I came across this ‘thing’ in the bulletin board. So these are the A-Z alphabets where each has their own very meaningful meanings. Haha.

KEY:
A: likes to drink
B: Likes people
C: is wild and crazy
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A GOOD KISSER
F: People adore you.
G: never let people tell you what to do
H: Have a very good personality and looks.
I: Loyal to those you love.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: F*ckin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really like to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z: Always ready.

So my name is KENNY…

K: Really silly.
E: A GOOD KISSER.
N: Dead sexy.
N: Dead sexy.
Y: One of the best damn bf anyone could ask for.

Muahahahaha…I’m dead sexy, i’m dead sexy, I’m dead sexy for being fat.
And….One of the best damn boyfriend anyone could ask for.
So, I’m availabe. I’m one hell of a sexy beast. Come grab me before its too late.

*puke*

I experienced my happiest and saddest moment today. All happened in just less than half an hour. That’s what i felt since nothing interesting happened in my life lately.  Woosh….

I went for a second interview at one of the semicon company. I was first interviewed by the hardware section manager and everything went well, at least i think so. after the interview, he asked me to discuss bout the salary with the HR director and that really turned me on. I was so excited.

Then, i had this amazing interview with the HR director. She threw me a BOMB. The company can’t hire me cause their quota are off-balance. They’re newly established company and now they needed more singaporean or PR, it would be difficult for them to apply for more employment pass or S pass. Big fucking joke.

I sat there discussing with her bout myself, the company profiles, sales, services and bla bla bla and even watched a 10 minutes VCR bout the company. Then she told me

"Lets talk about something practical. Right now we will not be able to hire you since you have no work pass."

"……….."

Practical my ass. She said the other manager might have not notice this problem so sadly, no job for me. By the way, she kept on showing me the horrendous sight of her unshaven armpits. I’m pissed. Not at her armpits of course.

I wonder is this their way of rejecting me so that it won’t hurt my naive and ingenuous feelings. Ha….

another terrible sight of my hairy leg

The little arty in me drew these pictures. I’m bored of this deadening life. So, which
one is better?

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No,they aren’t the same. One is pink, one is black. One is sexy. One is gothic. One with long eye-lashes. One with thick black make-up and Yes…they aren’t the same.

 Everything went wrong today.

Totally wrong.

It’s only monday……..

My phone did not ring today, which means I’ll have to wait till next monday and hopefully it’s going to ring non-stop, continuosly, endlessly. How sad.

Though I have no idea what I’ve been studying for the past four years and most importantly, inexperienced, but….whose never been new. Still the old saying - I’m the most-hardworking-enthusiastic-organized-fast-learner-devoted-best worker…..HIRE ME!!

I gotta stop or else I’ll be dribbling shits about how jobless am I for the rest of the entries.

yap yap. happy birthday to bo woon.

We had tom yam steamboat last night for dinner. Due to continuosly having spicy steamboat for two days, she certified…lao sai. she’s been crapping in the toilet for one whole day.

Kamama is not satisfied with the birthday cake……