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Just one day before Christmas. Finally, I’ve decided what I want to have for Christmas, after lots of rational thinking. So, here’s my wish list :-

1. Apple Ipod video 30 GB.

2. Panasonic Lumix FX9

3. Adidas Forest Hills Shoes GOLD in colour

4. GC collection men watch

5. Trip to Koh Samui, Thailand.

See, not very demanding right? I very rational one. Instead of Ipod video 60 GB, I only ask for 30 GB. Instead of Nike, I choose Adidas. I could have asked for TagHuere watch, but can make do with Guess watch. Lastly, instead of flying far far away, I only wish to go to Thailand.

All I can say….NOT DEMANDING AT ALL.

So my dearest Santa, I’ve been really good this one whole year. I have not lied…I mean seldom. I have not quarreled with friends though sometimes I do backstab them, but it’s just for fun. I mean no harm…I have not quarreled with parents though sometimes I do shout at them but hey, that’s how communication works. We shout! I still respect them. All these are small potatoes, small cases. I promise, I’ll be better next year. I’ll stop swearing and yelling c*bye at others.

Since I’m staying at condo with no chimneys and I can’t offer a parking lot for ya magic reindeers, so i’ll just hang my stocking at the balcony, make it easy for ya. By the way, I stay at 19th floor. Or another better way, you can ring my parents and ask them to pour me with money……I’ll be so grateful.

Frankly speaking, the second method is much better. You don’t have to travel all the way from north pole to KL. Telecommunications are so advance nowadays.

Your love will be very much appreciated. Muaks!!

I first get to know Damien Rice because ah jia recommended him. One of his highly recommended artist. Honestly, I had it on my "to download" list but never really searched for it till I saw "The Blowers Daughter" mtv.

"I can’t take my eyes off you….Can’t take my eyes off you…Cant take…" Gosh, He’s real pathetic, if you’ve heard this song. Still, that moaning-whining-crying-for-help voice caught my attention. I loved ‘the blowers daughter’ ever since.

Few days ago, I heard "delicate" on the drama series ‘LOST’. Wow, that same old pathetic voice again…….At last, I downloaded the whole album. My my my…the whole album si beh syok!! Simple song, simple acoustic guitar and his unique voice make the whole album stupendous.

So I say he sounds pathetic and I love it. So it makes me one pathetic guy, listen to another pathetic guy, sing pathetic melancholy songs.

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Damien Rice - ‘O’

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Go buy the album!!!!! Support original!!!! Never ever download!!!!!

Edited by ah jia.

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Name : Kenny.

Nationality : Malaysian.

Crime : Video-shooting a woman ear-squatting.

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"The woman who was filmed doing ear squats naked in a police locker room was NOT a CHINESE national but a local MALAY" –The Star Newspaper

Chinese??? I wonder

Anyway, no matter she’s a chinese or malay, this incident is a disgrace.

While I was reading blogs, I came across this word that caught my attention - ‘Ubersexual’.  According to wordspy,

Ubersexual - A heterosexual man who is masculine, confident, compassionate, and stylish. Ubersexual comes from the German word for "above" — meaning such fellas are expected to be above just being merely sexy and need to be a complete gentleman to boot!

I found out that Ubersexual is the newest thing now and the so-often-mentioned metrosexual is so over. Metrosexual is still kinda new to me…I sua ku, I lembap. Now, they come up with this uber thing that sound more superior and macho. If you’re ubersexual, you’ll be the next new man that every gals desire.

This website has named the Top 10 men who embody everything ubersexual, which include Pierce Brosnan, George Clooney, Bono and bla bla bla. Donald Trump is on the list which is quite shocking. Ok, we all know he is rich but masculine?? stylish??…Oh ya…his money is enough to make all of us blind.

Other famous celebrities that are ubersexual include :-

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Brad Pitt.

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Matthew McConaughey

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another hottie..Ewan Mcgregor

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and the next one to be on list would be…

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Kenny Tan

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Wow, who can resist him. He’s just too HOT! HOT! HOT! He’s the UBEREST!! The ultimate HOTTIE!!

*Ahem*…forgive me. Anyway, all these metrosexual, ubersexual, so-so-sexual thing, I still find them sound a little bit gay. Not to care bout it…..

I’M JUST TOO HOT

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It’s been a really long week. Have been rushing my final project, pretending to be very busy, pondering and killing all my brain cells in doing the final project, listening to James Blunt - You’re beautiful, singing You’re beautiful with Ah Jia playing the guitar, not buying Ipod, not watching Aeon Flux, and a whole lot more…..

Gonna watch The Cronicles of Narnia this weekend, hopefully. Have been looking forward to watch this movie. Bo Woon keeps on saying that it’s a kiddy movie, a children version of Lord Of The Ring, not going to be nice and bla bla bla…..hopefully it’s going to be entertaining. ~watching a whole bunch of animals talking and kids becoming warriors…*HAHAHA*….

Bo Woon celebrated his 23rd birthday. Happy birthday bitch!! I can’t stop calling everyone bitch lately. Then today, I started calling my fren 母狗….as in bitch in chinese. At least I stopped saying ch*bye…erm….correction…cut down on saying it. 

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As written on the cake, happy birthday bitch….

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I love my cheese choc…AWESOME!!

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Pink! Pink! All girls love pink. So do guys. See..that’s why I’m calling him bitch, aint he bitchy!! The last pic with the red circle, it’s his teeny weeny best fren. I did a great job!BEHOLD! whole bunch of sissies……

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Ok..ok…kidding…I’m the sissiest cause i keep long nails…anyway, sorry and paiseh to bo woon, if u know what i mean. It’s our little secret…..0_o’"…..

I saw 金城武, Takeshi Kaneshiro at KLCC after the PC fair. They’re launching their new movie - Perhaps, love. Wow…wow…wow…what can I say. GORGEOUS!!  Freaking handsome. 周迅 was there too. She’s gorgeous but not my favorite. I prefer Zhang Zi Yi. ZiYi looks great in the Memoirs of Geisha. Hot! hot! hot! After watching the trailer, I got hitched. I managed to take a picture of takeshi…will post it at the end of the entry.

We’re having lunch with our ex-math-lecturer the other day. He told us a whole lot of stuffs. I hardly understood what he’s trying to say but some were quite amusing.

First he told us he’s a vegetarian, which was quite shocking. He didn’t look like one. He asked us what’s our religion and told us that no matter what we believe, it’s all the same….

sir : What does christians say most of the time….Amen… 

we : yayaya.                                                                        

Sir : How about buddhist? A-A-A…mitabha, right? And for those muslims….Allah…It’s all the same, all start with A. So, there’s only one god….                                                       

me: hahahahah……*dry laughter*….

It did make sense but i was thinking, how bout those hindus or tamils…Then he talked to us bout some equation, einstein’s formula, speed of light, space and time, energy and bla bla bla….

At last, I was clear of one thing. I am no scientist and philosopher. I could never be one. These topics never came across my mind. He’s thinking at a higher level while i just eat and shit at the lowest end, thinking bout money, more money bring more luxuries, more luxuries bring more happiness, more happiness then I’m fucking satisfied…. .-_-"’

I have to admit that I’m so materialistic and I just bought one big ass rose quartz bracelet which i’ve been dying for at a fairly cheap price. Voila!!

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IT’S BIGGER THAN MY NUTS!!!

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I swear this is going to be the last crystal I buy. Adding another one to my collection. I got so obsessed with crystal…damn…from small bracelet to big ass heavy bracelet and what’s next?? I’m thinking bout getting one big ass Amethyst mountain….o_0…forgive me…

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some aren’t mine….

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As promised, here’s a picture of Takeshi Kaneshiro……..

So gorgeous…….

So devilishly tempting……

So Hot…..

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-_-"’…..I’m so damn pissed cause camera was charging at home……

I sure killed lots of cockroaches tonight. There were everywhere. Damn!! My house bred cockroaches. How extraordinary!! We seached every part of the house, every holes, every corner and killed them.

Chi how told me that if you saw one cockroach, there’ll be 50 more cockroches around the area. How true…they seems to be hiding at everywhere.

I saw them when I was watching television.

I saw them when I was surfing the net.

I saw them when I was eating.

I even saw them when I was shitting!!

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While I was killing them, spraying them with Shieldtox, they shocked me. They FLIED!! I mean few of them flied around when I was killing them. How amazing!!

Ok, I suku kia, I stupid, I no brain. I always thought their wings are for decorative purposes. And only BIG cockroaches fly, not all these small cockroaches crawling around in my house.

I inhaled too many Shieldtox.

I’m intoxicated.