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Ok, I gotta admit that I have no shame. Having the guts to put such an eye-sore picture. Guys and gals, say hello to my belly. I look like I’m few months pregnant. Haha. So, I understand the feelings of those pregnant women for carrying such weights…*crap*. It took me years to develop such sleek figure. Everyone likes to touch my big ass tummy. Some tips and experiences to share.

1. No breakfast. Sleep till 12 noon if can.

2. Have lunch if hungry. If miss lunch, no big deal.

3. Have dinner after 8 or 9 pm. It works real well.

4. Supper is a MUST!! Eat anything you like. Don’t care if it’s heavy or light meal, just fulfill ya satisfaction.

5. Always keep few bars of chocolates in fridge. It is harmless pill ecstasy. Chew the whole bar of chocolate if you’re feeling down.

6. If you’re watching movies or drama series till late night, it’s always best to have ice-creams or potato chips. I recommend vanilla ice-creams and Pringles.

7. I’m a sucker for BAK KUT TEH. If i’m not having bak kut teh for dinner, i’ll have it as supper, around 12a.m. There’s one bak kut teh restaurant at Jln Ipoh, next to Dynasty hotel, they operate till 4 a.m. and the bak kut teh are nice. No worry.

8. Cheese cakes!! Cheese cakes!! I crave for cheese cakes. If anyone buy me cheese cakes everyday, I’m so willing to be your slave.

9. Fast food are bad for health, but there’re always the best. KFC, Mcdonald’s, and bla bla bla. KFC are always great and can have it on every tuesday since there’s discount with KFC card. "It’s finger lickin’ good". There’s McDelivery, just dial 1300-13-1300 and can enjoy ya meal.

10. Lastly, do nothing but eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep……………………………………………………….

"You’ll be putting yourself at risk for obesity, heart disease, diabetes, and many diseases, many of which can kill you" - if you care no shits bout these, feel free to take it as references.

When I first saw you, I was stunned,

The feeling inside me was so strong….

The first time I eyed you,

I fall to my knees for you….

your beauty…your sleek figure…

I’ll never stop loving you…

I’ll always love you

Ipod

and now it plays video.

After whole lots of cursing over the phone with Acer services centre, I finally got my notebook back. Thanks to yek fatt for calling them.

I was feeling so happy thinking that i might get a new notebook since we were told so. When reached there, miracle happened. My notebook was fixed right on time. They did their work effectively. When asked about getting a new notebook, the salesperson said he have no idea, saying that we should called the main centre….and they don’t work on saturday…haha…since i got it back, guess i’ll just stick to this big ass junk…..

Watched DOOM today. It’s about a troop of soldiers went on missions, then died one by one, hunted down by monsters. The only two survivors were the macho guy and a beautiful chick. Not a good one, not much of storyline in the movie, everything happened in a fast pace, dark and a big mess. A BIG NO NO i would say….

Happy 21st Birthday to Richard!!

Don’t get to celebrate wif ya since ya’re back at hometown.

So…lots of kisses and hugs….

Wish ya best of luck!!

Enjoy!!

Yeap…yeap..yeap…the freako in the pic is my teammate. We both had chosen a topic which we knew nothing about for our final year project but lucky for us, there were senior’s dissertation to refer.

Now, there are problems here and there and we’re cracking our damn square brain to figure it out. So, we’re fucked.

But somehow, i believe that all the greatest things will happen in our life. We’re definitely going to turn that big fucking motor!!

Aza Aza Fighting!!

After one damn frustrating day, it’s always the best to end it with one nice BBQ dinner….*slurp*!! It’s drizzling, but it aint gonna stop us. Here’s some pictures to share.

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Starting the fire. It’s always easy to use the electric fan. *winks*

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Gather around to BBQ. We had chicken wings, hotdogs, meat balls, porks and bla bla bla…just awesome.

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Bernard posed for pictures.

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Rain was getting heavier. We got the big umbrella from Mali’s Corner.

I’m satisfied,

I ate to the fullest,

I gained another few pounds,

I looked like i’m few months pregnant,

My hands were shaking so seriously….

My fren told me I might have heart disease….

^_^"’

It’s been more than a month.
My notebook is still in progress.
I guess they just ignored student.
Acer is one big fat biatch

Here’s the story…

Hometown
Acer called. How suprising. I was told I could get it back in 2 days time. I was still in Kuching so gonna take it when back to KL

KL
I called KLCC Acer Service Centre again to make sure that i can get it. They told me it’s still in progress, asking me to call the other centre. How unbelievable. So I called.

Me : Acer service centre?
Acer : Yes.
Me : This is my case ID. I wanna make sure when can i get my notebook.
Acer : Hold on.
*play music*
another worker answered.
Acer : May I help you?
Me : I want to know when will my notebook will be repaired.
Acer : Err…Mr Kenny..your notebook is still in progress.
Me : But I was told last week that i could get it back.
Acer : Who called?
Damn…are they freaking messing wif me.
Me : I think YOU GUYS called.
Acer : I see….hold one.
*play music*
Acer : Ya, Mr Kenny, there’ve been a mistake. After replacing the motherboard, the technician realized that the are problems with other chips, so it will take another week.
Me : …………………………………………………………..

Oh I see…
Acer’s not only good in their services…
but they also employed great technician.
I’m literally fucked.

Damn. My holiday is over. I’m back to my same old life…T_T”’

At first, still think i could enjoy for the first week but seems like all classes are on. There goes my dream down the drain.

Attended lecture this morning. During the break, ah jia turned around and gimme the "YOU-LOOKED-FAT" look. *ha*..I just smiled…cause I did.

Then, ah siang told me :" kenny, 你肥了!"

Then, it was ah shen :" 肥仔….."

Then, taka gave me a suprise :" eh, kenny, 很像瘦了哦!"

I’m speechless……

It was finally stephen who took me by suprise :" eh, kenny, 你胖了!"

Me :"…………"

I found out that between 胖 and 肥….i like 胖 more…it sounds macho and muscular….hahaha.

So, I’m back to my college life, did nothing during the holidays except gaining weights and developed a great manly figure.

We should always be POSITIVE THINKING.